My Stripper Name Would Have Been ‘Cidney Georgetown’

Terrible, right?

Thankfully I’m not starting that second career, but sometimes when I think about what I’ll be stepping on stage in, I consider how easy moonlighting would be, given the attire I’ll already own.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Now let’s go ahead and add fake lashes and a painted-on (not sprayed, but PAINTED, folks), mahogany finish.

I should probably start working on my pole skills and a better name.